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Finch, I need you to...

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What are you doing?

3
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Making a little movie
in my head.

4
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Ah, yes, Jill.
You know, rumor has it she's interested

5
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in somebody
around here.

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Hey, wait a minute.
I'm around here. Could it be me?

7
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I don't see how.

8
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Well, it doesn't
hurt to ask.

9
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(HUMMING)

10
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Hello, Jill.

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Hi, French.

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Finch.

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So word around campus
is you're kinda into me.

14
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Nope.

15
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Oh, it does hurt
to ask.

16
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So who is it, Elliott?
That stupid Elliott?

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I don't even want
to know. Is it him?

18
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Don't tell me.
Is it him?

19
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Actually, if you promise
not to tell anyone...

20
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It's her.

21
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Her?

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(STUTTERS)

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I can trust you,
right?

24
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Sure.

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I happen to know
that she's been thinking about

26
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expanding
her playing field.

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She told you that?

28
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We're like
best friends.

29
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Really?

30
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Oh, yeah.
Hey, Maya, what are you...

31
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What, are you carrying
some papers there?

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Huh?

33
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Yeah. Okay then.
Good stuff.

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Yeah, she's fun.
She's the best.

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Maybe I'll just
ask her out.

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Hey, wait a second.

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You don't want
to scare her off, do you?

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Remember
your first time?

39
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Yeah.

40
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Oh my God,
tell me about it.

41
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Well, I mean...

42
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Maybe the three of us
should go out to dinner.

43
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Why would
I want you there?

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Again, back to
your first time.

45
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Don't you think
you would have felt more comfortable

46
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if there was
a third person there?

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There was
a third person there.

48
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Holy...

49
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French, are you okay?

50
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So, three of us
are on for tonight?

51
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I still don't know
why I'd want you there.

52
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Jill, this is
a big step for Maya.

53
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Don't you think
she'd be more comfy

54
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taking that big step
with her best friend there?

55
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Okay. Let's do it.

56
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Cool. I'll see
what I can put together.

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What did she...
Can't talk!

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Jack, quick question.

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Dennis, did you know
the president of Virgin Airlines

60
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goes jogging
with his mechanics?

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I'll get right on that.
Yeah.

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Anyway...
And the head of Intel,

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one of his employees
hit him in the face

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with a pie
at a company picnic.

65
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I'm sure
he deserved it. Anyway...

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Dennis, you're
missing the point.

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Business Week says
he's one of the guys,

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the workers' pal.

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Do I seem like
one of the guys?

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You're the boss,
you tell me.

71
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Well, would you
feel comfortable throwing a pie at me?

72
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More and more
as this goes on.

73
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Anyway, Maya wants to
learn how to schmooze the models

74
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so she wants to take
one of them to dinner tonight. Okay?

75
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Well, as long as she...

76
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All right,
I'll set it up.

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Not now, busy!

78
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Maya, Jack wants
you to take Jill,

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you know,
one of the models, to dinner tonight.

80
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Really?

81
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Hey, don't shoot
the messenger.

82
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But I don't deal
with the models. Did he say why?

83
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To schmooze her.

84
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He wants you to take
a more active role in the magazine,

85
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expand your
playing field.

86
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And he wants me
to tag along. So Bartini at 8:00?

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All right.
If he said so...

88
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And wear something hot.

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Jill! Hey,
there you are.

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Bumped into Maya.

91
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You know,
she's into it. So, tonight?

92
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Eight-ish? Downstairs?

93
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Really? Great.

94
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Cool, see you there.

95
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What are you up to?

96
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Oh, not much.

97
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Jill has a crush on Maya,
and I'm playing matchmaker.

98
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Why?

99
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Why?

100
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Call it a quest,

101
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call it a dream,

102
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but if I can be
part of, adjacent to

103
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or even hear about
two women frolicking in the secret garden,

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then I will not have
lived my life in vain.

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Well, that's all
very fine and dandy,

106
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but despite her fondness
for Birkenstocks,

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Maya is not
into women.

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Let me lay
a little science on you, Nina.

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All women are two drinks away
from a girl-on-girl adventure.

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According to who?

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According to any movie
on  Cinemax After Dark.

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Sorry, I'm late.
My lunch date went on forever.

113
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Maybe he was
thinking of baseball.

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(LAUGHING)

115
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That's very funny, Elliott.
Now hold still.

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(LAUGHS)

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Like you've got
a reflection.

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Okay, let me
run this idea by you.

119
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I've been thinking
about adding a men's style section.

120
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And I thought maybe
I'd head it up myself.

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What do you think?

122
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Sounds like a winner.

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Mmm, I'm on board.

124
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Okay, knock it off.

125
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Clearly I have my shirt
hanging out of my fly,

126
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I got toilet paper
stuck to my shoe

127
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and if I weren't the boss,
you'd be all over me!

128
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Very perceptive,
chief.

129
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Well, come on,
I want everyone here

130
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to think of me
as just one of the guys.

131
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So give me
your best shot.

132
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Nah.

133
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No, go ahead.
Sock it to me.

134
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No, no. I...
I don't think so.

135
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Don't be shy.
I want you to.

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May we confer?

137
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Please.

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(WHISPERING)

139
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Well, we got
a good shot about Nina.

140
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It involves
my promiscuity.

141
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Come on,
you know what I mean.

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Nina, you first.
Let 'er rip!

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Okay.

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(STUTTERS)

145
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Hey, where'd you get
that striped tie?

146
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The striped tie shop?

147
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Okay. I admit
I've got a striped tie on.

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Not especially clever,
but a good start. Elliott?

149
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All right.

150
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Well, you always
go on about Donald Trump.

151
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So, why don't
you just marry him?

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Ha! That's good.
I do go on about Trump.

153
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Okay, Jack Gallo
is one of the guys,

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spread the word.

155
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More like spread
the peanut butter, huh, tubby?

156
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(LAUGHS)

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Hey, nice vest, Jack.

158
00:07:06,734 --> 00:07:09,267
Would you mind
pulling my car around?

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(LAUGHS)

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Hey, Jack,
it's almost noon.

161
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Shouldn't you
be getting married again?

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Gold!

163
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Hey, Jack, that shirt's
a little wrinkled.

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Kind of matches
your face.

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(LAUGHS)

166
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Hey, Jack, can you turn
your nose up to the sun?

167
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I want to see
what time it is.

168
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Very good then...

169
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You know, I'm not saying
that you're a bad-golfing, gadget-buying...

170
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Cradle-robbing.
...pompous bag of wind...

171
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All righty!

172
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I shouldn't be here.

173
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I mean, what am I
going to say to her?

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I don't know
how to schmooze models.

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Just relax.
Have a drink or two.

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Something
from the bar?

177
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Sea Breeze.

178
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And for you, sir?

179
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That is for me,
smart guy.

180
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The lady will have
a Brain Eraser, no ice.

181
00:08:04,033 --> 00:08:06,000
That sounds
kind of strong.

182
00:08:06,067 --> 00:08:08,100
No, it's like
ginger ale.

183
00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:11,734
But don't put it
near the candle.

184
00:08:13,434 --> 00:08:15,167
Here she comes.

185
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Give her
a little kiss hello. It's very European.

186
00:08:17,834 --> 00:08:19,601
She's from Wisconsin.
She travels.

187
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Hey!

188
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Hi, Maya. Hey.

189
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Good to
see you, Jill.

190
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You look great.

191
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Oh, thank you.
So do you.

192
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I mean,
of course you do. You're a model.

193
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JILL: Well, thanks.

194
00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:40,834
Oh, I saw the proofs
from your shoot.

195
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Really exquisite.
Really beautiful.

196
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Really quite exquisite.

197
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Thanks again.

198
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Can we get
some drinks here!

199
00:08:53,567 --> 00:08:54,634
You seem nervous.

200
00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:56,434
Me? No.

201
00:08:56,501 --> 00:09:00,367
It's just that,
you know, I've never done this before.

202
00:09:00,434 --> 00:09:02,667
It's my first time
with a model.

203
00:09:02,734 --> 00:09:04,534
Well, if it makes
you feel any better

204
00:09:04,601 --> 00:09:07,167
I was nervous
about meeting you too.

205
00:09:07,234 --> 00:09:08,801
You were?
Yeah.

206
00:09:08,868 --> 00:09:11,167
You're a beautiful,
intelligent woman.

207
00:09:11,234 --> 00:09:13,167
And I'm glad
you decided to

208
00:09:13,234 --> 00:09:15,734
"expand your
playing field."

209
00:09:15,801 --> 00:09:17,701
You're making
this easy.

210
00:09:21,167 --> 00:09:22,701
Just be gentle.

211
00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,501
I will.

212
00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,267
Are you sure
you've never done this before?

213
00:09:29,334 --> 00:09:33,234
No, and do you want
to hear something really embarrassing?

214
00:09:33,300 --> 00:09:36,667
I was practicing
in front of the mirror all afternoon.

215
00:09:40,701 --> 00:09:42,100
You don't have
to be embarrassed.

216
00:09:42,167 --> 00:09:45,067
And I want you
to know up front, I'm glad to be here,

217
00:09:45,133 --> 00:09:48,200
but I'm not really into
all that butt-kissing.

218
00:09:48,267 --> 00:09:49,667
(SNICKERING)

219
00:10:05,267 --> 00:10:07,801
Oh, Finch,
thanks for ordering those oysters.

220
00:10:07,868 --> 00:10:09,501
They were great.

221
00:10:11,934 --> 00:10:12,934
You want more?

222
00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,234
Are you kidding?

223
00:10:14,300 --> 00:10:15,367
Any more and
someone's going to have to

224
00:10:15,434 --> 00:10:18,734
help me
out of these pants.

225
00:10:18,801 --> 00:10:20,701
Dennis Finch?
Beat it.

226
00:10:20,767 --> 00:10:22,234
You have a phone call.

227
00:10:22,300 --> 00:10:24,834
It's Mr. Gallo.
He says it's urgent.

228
00:10:24,901 --> 00:10:26,100
(GRUNTS)

229
00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:27,467
How many times
do I have to tell him

230
00:10:27,534 --> 00:10:29,567
the VCR goes on three?

231
00:10:29,634 --> 00:10:32,067
Be right back.

232
00:10:32,133 --> 00:10:33,701
So, this
has been fun.

233
00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:34,868
Yeah, it has.

234
00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:36,367
I don't know what
I was so nervous about.

235
00:10:36,434 --> 00:10:38,234
It's not like
you're going to bite me or anything.

236
00:10:38,300 --> 00:10:40,367
Not unless
you want me to.

237
00:10:45,334 --> 00:10:47,200
So, Maya,
I was wondering...

238
00:10:47,267 --> 00:10:48,968
Maybe, if
you're not too tired,

239
00:10:49,033 --> 00:10:51,033
we can go out
after this.

240
00:10:53,767 --> 00:10:55,901
When you say go out...

241
00:10:55,968 --> 00:10:57,234
Or stay in.

242
00:10:57,300 --> 00:10:59,400
That's what
I thought you meant.

243
00:10:59,467 --> 00:11:03,767
Listen, Jill,
I'm really flattered, but I don't date women.

244
00:11:03,834 --> 00:11:06,434
So why did Finch say
that you wanted to?

245
00:11:06,501 --> 00:11:07,734
He said that?

246
00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:09,834
Oh, he is unbelievable!

247
00:11:09,901 --> 00:11:13,701
Did he really think
he was going to get us together?

248
00:11:13,767 --> 00:11:15,934
Then he probably
wasn't a real Navy SEAL, was he?

249
00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,868
No.

250
00:11:17,934 --> 00:11:19,901
Or the original Nicholas
on  Eight is Enough?

251
00:11:19,968 --> 00:11:22,300
No, that one's true.

252
00:11:22,367 --> 00:11:23,968
I can't believe
he did that.

253
00:11:24,033 --> 00:11:25,667
Men.

254
00:11:25,734 --> 00:11:27,868
What is it
about two women?

255
00:11:27,934 --> 00:11:30,067
Actually,
I kind of get it.

256
00:11:32,367 --> 00:11:33,767
So what now?

257
00:11:34,767 --> 00:11:38,067
How about
we get him back?

258
00:11:38,133 --> 00:11:39,667
All right,
let's do it.

259
00:11:39,734 --> 00:11:42,701
Great. You mean,
get Finch back?

260
00:11:42,767 --> 00:11:44,667
Yes, get Finch back.

261
00:11:45,367 --> 00:11:46,767
Here he comes.

262
00:11:46,834 --> 00:11:50,167
Give me a minute
with him. I know what to do.

263
00:11:50,234 --> 00:11:51,567
So how's my dad?

264
00:11:51,634 --> 00:11:52,767
Oh, fine.

265
00:11:52,834 --> 00:11:54,701
His cell phone
was vibrating in his coat pocket,

266
00:11:54,767 --> 00:11:57,701
he thought
he was having a heart attack.

267
00:11:57,767 --> 00:11:59,868
Be right back.
Don't go away.

268
00:11:59,934 --> 00:12:01,200
I won't.

269
00:12:02,868 --> 00:12:03,901
Ooh.

270
00:12:03,968 --> 00:12:05,167
(DENNIS SNICKERING)

271
00:12:05,234 --> 00:12:06,334
So, I have
to thank you,

272
00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,133
I'm really getting
a good vibe from her.

273
00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:10,133
Hey, just seeing
you two gals happy

274
00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:13,601
is almost
all the thanks I need.

275
00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:16,501
I still feel like
I owe you something.

276
00:12:16,567 --> 00:12:18,701
Define owe.

277
00:12:20,234 --> 00:12:23,067
Well...
Do you like to watch?

278
00:12:30,868 --> 00:12:33,000
I could take it
or leave it.

279
00:12:39,868 --> 00:12:41,534
Afternoon,
Elliott.

280
00:12:41,601 --> 00:12:43,634
Do you have to bring
that foul-smelling thing in here?

281
00:12:43,701 --> 00:12:44,734
It's not even lit.

282
00:12:44,801 --> 00:12:46,834
I was talking
to the cigar.

283
00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:49,467
Nina.

284
00:12:49,534 --> 00:12:50,567
Nice hair.

285
00:12:50,634 --> 00:12:52,400
Thanks.
In your ears.

286
00:12:53,868 --> 00:12:54,868
Hey, Jensen.

287
00:12:54,934 --> 00:12:56,033
Hey, Jackass.

288
00:12:58,634 --> 00:13:00,033
You wanted to see me.

289
00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:01,667
Close the door.

290
00:13:01,734 --> 00:13:03,701
Uh-oh.

291
00:13:03,767 --> 00:13:07,701
Finch, did you know
Jill made a move on me last night?

292
00:13:07,767 --> 00:13:11,067
Well, that doesn't
make any sense. You're both women.

293
00:13:14,467 --> 00:13:16,434
I think
that's the point.

294
00:13:17,234 --> 00:13:18,767
This damn city.

295
00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:25,200
The thing is,
I liked it.

296
00:13:25,267 --> 00:13:27,834
Say what?

297
00:13:27,901 --> 00:13:30,234
The thing is,
I haven't felt this way

298
00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:33,100
since sophomore year
of college.

299
00:13:33,167 --> 00:13:36,300
You know, just me
and my sorority sisters.

300
00:13:36,367 --> 00:13:38,033
A pillow fight,

301
00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:40,234
an innocent tug
on a Babydoll nightie.

302
00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:41,634
(MUMBLING)

303
00:13:42,501 --> 00:13:44,434
A dare taken too far...

304
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:46,701
Lotion.

305
00:13:48,701 --> 00:13:51,033
Anyway, I have
a favor to ask.

306
00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:54,300
And I know this will
sound weird, but...

307
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:55,601
Oh, I can't
even say it.

308
00:13:55,667 --> 00:13:56,801
Say it!

309
00:13:56,868 --> 00:13:59,067
I mean,
I'm here for you.

310
00:14:00,501 --> 00:14:02,133
Well, Jill and I
are going out again tonight,

311
00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:04,167
and who knows
what's going to happen?

312
00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:05,834
And for some
strange reason,

313
00:14:05,901 --> 00:14:08,968
I would just feel
more comfortable if you were there.

314
00:14:09,033 --> 00:14:10,367
Holy crap.

315
00:14:11,968 --> 00:14:14,234
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

316
00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:15,467
Is this a bad time?

317
00:14:15,534 --> 00:14:17,601
It's the best
time of my life.

318
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,234
Hey, you.
Hey, you.

319
00:14:22,734 --> 00:14:24,534
Listen, I've got
some bad news.

320
00:14:24,601 --> 00:14:26,033
I have to cancel
dinner tonight.

321
00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:27,167
No!

322
00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:29,834
How come?

323
00:14:29,901 --> 00:14:31,067
Well, I have to fly off
to Japan tomorrow

324
00:14:31,133 --> 00:14:32,601
and I just have
too much to do.

325
00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:34,501
I'll be gone
for months.

326
00:14:34,567 --> 00:14:36,434
Oh, well.
Too bad.

327
00:14:38,901 --> 00:14:41,534
That's quitter talk.
How much can you have to do?

328
00:14:41,601 --> 00:14:43,634
A lot.
Look at this list.

329
00:14:44,534 --> 00:14:47,767
Renew passport.
That's easy.

330
00:14:47,834 --> 00:14:49,834
Get Dad
leather jacket. Easy.

331
00:14:49,901 --> 00:14:51,367
He weighs 300 pounds.

332
00:14:51,434 --> 00:14:53,167
(GRUNTS)

333
00:14:53,234 --> 00:14:54,267
Paint apartment?

334
00:14:54,334 --> 00:14:55,334
Subletting.

335
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,367
Take dog to Montauk?

336
00:14:57,434 --> 00:14:58,834
Nana's going to
watch him.

337
00:14:58,901 --> 00:15:00,267
This is impossible.

338
00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:02,434
Oh, my gosh.
Well, I guess this is it.

339
00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:05,701
If I don't
see you again, take care, you.

340
00:15:05,767 --> 00:15:06,834
(SQUEALS)

341
00:15:06,901 --> 00:15:08,400
(BOTH MOANING)

342
00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:11,934
I'll do it!
Give me those keys!

343
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,400
How are you
going to get all that done?

344
00:15:13,467 --> 00:15:16,400
I'm a frustrated
male secretary. God owes me!

345
00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:20,133
Excuse me. Sorry,
sorry. Please. Sorry.

346
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:23,501
Sir, I need this
renewed right away.

347
00:15:23,567 --> 00:15:25,167
This is not
your passport, sir.

348
00:15:25,234 --> 00:15:27,267
Yes it is.

349
00:15:27,334 --> 00:15:31,467
You look nothing like
the woman in this picture, ma'am.

350
00:15:31,534 --> 00:15:34,801
Well, thanks for the dig,
but if you could just stampy-stampy.

351
00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:37,901
Sir, only the holder
of a passport can have it renewed.

352
00:15:37,968 --> 00:15:39,634
It's a strict policy.

353
00:15:39,701 --> 00:15:42,634
Please, you have no idea
how important this is.

354
00:15:42,701 --> 00:15:45,167
If you were the President
of the United States

355
00:15:45,234 --> 00:15:47,033
and it was a matter
of national security,

356
00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:49,767
I still couldn't
help you.

357
00:15:49,834 --> 00:15:52,601
Sir, if I get this
passport renewed,

358
00:15:52,667 --> 00:15:55,767
I have a chance to make
every man's dream come true.

359
00:15:55,834 --> 00:15:57,367
Two women?
Yeah.

360
00:15:58,701 --> 00:16:00,667
Give me the papers, sir.

361
00:16:00,734 --> 00:16:02,667
Get this man through!

362
00:16:02,734 --> 00:16:08,667
CHORUS:
* Two girls for every boy

363
00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:12,501
* I bought a '30 Ford wagon
and we call it a woody

364
00:16:12,567 --> 00:16:18,467
* Two girls
for every boy

365
00:16:18,534 --> 00:16:20,267
* They say they never
roll the streets up

366
00:16:20,334 --> 00:16:22,267
* 'Cause there's always
something going

367
00:16:22,334 --> 00:16:28,267
* Two girls
for every boy

368
00:16:28,334 --> 00:16:31,267
* And we're goin'
to Surf City, 'cause it's two to one

369
00:16:31,334 --> 00:16:34,667
* You know, we're goin'
to Surf City, gonna have some fun

370
00:16:34,734 --> 00:16:38,000
* You know, we're goin'
to Surf City 'cause it's two to one

371
00:16:38,067 --> 00:16:41,767
* You know, we're goin'
to Surf City, gonna have some fun now

372
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:45,167
* Two girls for every

373
00:16:45,234 --> 00:16:50,267
* Two girls
for every boy *

374
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:01,434
Good, you're here.

375
00:17:01,501 --> 00:17:03,901
No, we're still
outside, Einstein.

376
00:17:05,133 --> 00:17:06,934
Bravo. Have a seat.

377
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,400
Ah, new chairs?

378
00:17:08,467 --> 00:17:09,801
Yeah, what do
you think?

379
00:17:09,868 --> 00:17:12,300
They're great,
but where will Spock and Kirk sit?

380
00:17:12,367 --> 00:17:13,534
(LAUGHING)

381
00:17:13,601 --> 00:17:15,000
(BUZZING)
Ow!

382
00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:17,100
Did I just get shocked?

383
00:17:17,167 --> 00:17:19,834
Oh, must be
static electricity.

384
00:17:19,901 --> 00:17:22,467
So, I had an idea
for the next issue...

385
00:17:22,534 --> 00:17:24,567
Well, that must've
startled you out of your nap.

386
00:17:24,634 --> 00:17:25,667
(LAUGHING)

387
00:17:25,734 --> 00:17:27,133
(BUZZING)
Ow!

388
00:17:28,968 --> 00:17:31,067
What's up with this chair?
It keeps shocking me.

389
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:33,534
You want to see shocking?
Check out that stray eyebrow.

390
00:17:33,601 --> 00:17:34,667
(LAUGHING)

391
00:17:34,734 --> 00:17:36,501
(BUZZING)

392
00:17:36,567 --> 00:17:38,067
Whoo! Thanks.

393
00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:42,267
These chairs are wired.
You're shocking us!

394
00:17:42,334 --> 00:17:44,100
Gotcha.
What?

395
00:17:44,167 --> 00:17:47,000
Sure, you give me a shot,
I give you one back.

396
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,167
Bam, I'm one of the gang.

397
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:52,534
Sit down, Chuckles,
let's trade zingers.

398
00:17:52,601 --> 00:17:54,400
Jack, could you give me
three short ones

399
00:17:54,467 --> 00:17:56,868
followed by a long,
sustained one?

400
00:18:00,434 --> 00:18:03,801
This is ridiculous.
You told us to treat you like one of the gang,

401
00:18:03,868 --> 00:18:05,901
we do, and now
you're electrocuting us?

402
00:18:05,968 --> 00:18:08,667
Fine.
If you can't take a joke

403
00:18:08,734 --> 00:18:11,701
then you're
no longer allowed to make fun of me.

404
00:18:11,767 --> 00:18:13,634
You big baby.

405
00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:16,300
Fine, then we just
go back to the way things were.

406
00:18:16,367 --> 00:18:17,367
Fine.

407
00:18:17,434 --> 00:18:18,968
And you're
the big baby.

408
00:18:19,033 --> 00:18:20,067
(BUZZING)

409
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:22,400
(ELLIOTT SCREAMING)

410
00:18:22,467 --> 00:18:25,400
NINA: Hey, Jack,
do these come in a love seat?

411
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,868
(PANTING)

412
00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:31,400
I did it!

413
00:18:31,467 --> 00:18:33,667
Everything on the list!
It's all done!

414
00:18:33,734 --> 00:18:35,300
Are you serious?

415
00:18:35,367 --> 00:18:37,701
Nana says "Hello."

416
00:18:37,767 --> 00:18:40,033
So, how's it going here?

417
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:42,734
Great.

418
00:18:42,801 --> 00:18:44,868
We were just about
to take care of the bill

419
00:18:44,934 --> 00:18:46,667
and head back
to my place.

420
00:18:46,734 --> 00:18:47,734
Really?

421
00:18:47,801 --> 00:18:49,234
And we were hoping...

422
00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:50,701
I mean,
if you're not busy...

423
00:18:50,767 --> 00:18:52,734
Maybe you
can join us.

424
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:57,367
Finch, are you crying?

425
00:18:57,434 --> 00:18:59,133
I'm just so happy.

426
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:02,968
Oh, Finch.

427
00:19:03,033 --> 00:19:05,467
When I was
a little boy, my dad told me

428
00:19:05,534 --> 00:19:07,901
that good things
only happen to good people.

429
00:19:07,968 --> 00:19:09,968
Now I know
he was wrong.

430
00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:14,868
Okay, then. I'll just
pay the bill and we'll get going.

431
00:19:14,934 --> 00:19:16,334
That's all right.
I got it.

432
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:17,868
No, no, no.
Dinner's on me.

433
00:19:17,934 --> 00:19:19,267
Really, I insist.

434
00:19:19,334 --> 00:19:20,834
What's the deal?

435
00:19:20,901 --> 00:19:22,467
You don't think
I can afford to pay for dinner?

436
00:19:22,534 --> 00:19:25,467
I'm trying to be nice.
I do make more money than you.

437
00:19:25,534 --> 00:19:27,734
Oh, right, I'm sorry
I don't make a million dollars

438
00:19:27,801 --> 00:19:29,167
prancing around
in my underwear.

439
00:19:29,234 --> 00:19:31,234
(PANTING)
It's all good.

440
00:19:32,934 --> 00:19:36,400
I model lingerie.
And I don't prance.

441
00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:38,167
That's right.
You just sit there.

442
00:19:38,234 --> 00:19:39,968
So this is what
you think of me.

443
00:19:40,033 --> 00:19:41,601
Maybe it is.

444
00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:43,100
Well, then
maybe we shouldn't go through with this.

445
00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:45,234
Fine. The whole
thing's off.

446
00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:46,567
Don't do this!

447
00:19:46,634 --> 00:19:49,367
Don't let this
dream die on me!

448
00:19:49,434 --> 00:19:51,501
Forget it, Finch.
It's over.

449
00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:55,000
Nothing is over!
This isn't about you or me.

450
00:19:55,067 --> 00:19:56,834
It's about hope
and it's about love!

451
00:19:56,901 --> 00:19:58,167
And it's about
three people grabbing

452
00:19:58,234 --> 00:20:00,100
some happiness
in this crazy world.

453
00:20:00,167 --> 00:20:01,467
It's not
gonna happen.

454
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,434
You're gonna
have to grab your own happiness.

455
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:08,968
Very well.

456
00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:10,801
But remember...

457
00:20:10,868 --> 00:20:13,000
You can kill the dreamer,

458
00:20:13,067 --> 00:20:15,200
but you can't
kill the dream.

459
00:20:47,868 --> 00:20:49,901
(MEN CHEERING)

460
00:21:13,734 --> 00:21:17,234
* Life keeps bringing me
back to you

461
00:21:18,234 --> 00:21:20,534
* Keeps bringing me home

462
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:25,133
* It don't matter
what I wanna do

463
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:30,067
* 'Cause it's got a
mind of its own

464
00:21:31,701 --> 00:21:36,067
* Life keeps bringing me
back to you *

465
00:21:36,117 --> 00:21:40,667
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